The first post about “doing it.”

OK, I am horny. I am a guy. My wife turns me on.

I have been thinking about her all morning. She is off taking the kids to school or running an errand or both. I don’t remember for sure. But it seems like it has been forever since we had sex and masturbating in the shower doesn’t quite do what she does for me. Doesn’t even come close.

I know this for certain because I squoze one off in the shower just the other day. Ho-Hum. Seems like I don’t mastubate all that much either. Am I getting old? Or is it just because one of the kids could potentially burst in the door to the bathroom at any minute? Remember the good old days in my 20’s when I could wank off 3-4 times a day and then still have sex afterward?

But back to the point… I NEED my wife today. I have spent the morning trying to focus on work but there is an urgency in my crotch that is quite distracting.  I actually spent a few minutes (ok, 10-15) looking at some porn but all it did was make me more horny for HER. Its hard to work when your dick is stretching your shorts.

FINALLY, she comes home. I had forgotten this detail, but she had gone on a walk. She showers. I am in the kitchen grabbing a snack when she comes in naked, with her wet hair hanging over her shoulders. Fuck she is sexy.

“What’s going on?” She asks.

“I want to have sex with you!”

The baby is asleep in our bedroom and my in-laws could burst in to the living room at any moment (more on that later). The only rational choice is the boy’s bunk bed. (Yes, they are at school, thank God.)

Giggling like a kid, strip off my clothes on the way down the hall. Hit the lights (see in-laws) and on to the bottom bunk. I want to lick her pussy so bad but I have a damn cold sore so that’s out. My dick is standing up and feeling huge as I play with her moist pussy. I am getting hard right now just thinking about the way it feels running my fingers around her shaved labia and up from her vagina to her firm clit. I am rubbing her while she rubs my cock and my knees bang into the wall next to the way too skinny single bed. She guides my dick into her pussy and slowly I move in and out as she gets more wet. I am in a push-up position on top of her and her legs are spread up as far as can be in the cramped space. We laugh at the close quarters but try to ignore the wall. We don’t have sex for long before I cum inside of her. Oh God, this is a good one! My head jerks back and brushes against the underside of the top bunk. A little further and I would have had a goose egg. My orgasm seems to last forever while my whole body spasms and then my knees and arms go weak. Yum!

I still feel a bit guilty though whenever I get to cum and she doesn’t.  Holding the push-up position as long as I can, I stretch to reach the always just-out-of-reach box of tissues. While we clean up we lament the fact that her vibrator had quit working (cord shorted out after 6 months, dammit) and resolve yet again to go to the sex-shop and get a new one. A good one this time!

2 Responses to “The first post about “doing it.””

  • She Said says:

    hahaha!!! This is hilarious! Is this us, or an adult romance novel?! Oh the difference between what goes on in a man’s mind versus a woman’s. My post reads like an article out of the medical journal, but not as intelligent sounding. Damn, you’re a good writer. I didn’t know you were looking at porn! Hmmmm…that probably happens more often than I think :/ You make me sound really good,though, thanks love.

  • He Said says:

    I don’t have to work hard to make you sound good honey! You ARE good! 🙂