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Well…. Technically we did have sex today….

Today, like yesterday, I am again feeling like a horn-dog. Son #1 is at school, #2 is in pre-school, and #3 has gone down for a nap. DW is home, I am home, and it is the middle of the day. Perfect time for a Fuck!

She is eating a rather tasty looking turkey-on-rye and I am at a break-point in my work so I casually walk out of the living room, into the bedroom, past the sleeping infant and over to the “sex drawer”. Oh so carefully and quietly, I retrieve our now fully-charged Lelo and the lube.  Then silently return to the living room where come up behind her and place the vibrating tip of Gigi on the nape of her neck. Just a not-so-subtle suggestion.

She is, of course, not quite done with lunch though so I sit back down at my laptop across the coffee table from her. My horny mind is turning and I get the idea to try to find a porn vid of some girl masturbating and moaning and then turn up the speakers for a joke. But before I can find something, DW finishes her sandwich and runs down the hall with a shout of “Last one is a rotten egg!” I grab Gigi and chase after her, laughing. This is going to be fun.

Because #3 is in our bedroom and we pay the piper if he wakes up, we are again in the kid’s room on the only other easily accessible bed. The problem is that it is a damn small single bed. Another problem is that it is taking a while for DW to cum today. It seems like she really has to work on it and the vibe keeps slipping out of position. I can tell that she is a little frustrated and later she confirms this is true. By the time she finally reaches her O, she has a slight headache. I feel bad for her.

We really gotta spend more time on foreplay next time and we both agree that we need to invest in a stronger vibrator as well. Even fully charged, Gigi is not quite powerful enough for the times when extra stimulation is needed. We used to have a legendary Magic Wand but it is no longer with us and nothing has come close to replacing it.

We then jump into my “turn” and I go inside her but it just ain’t working. The bed is small and cramped, my knee keeps slipping off the side, the wall is in the way, the top bunk is in the way, the headboard is in the way, my knees are hurting, my back is hurting, this is my kid’s bedroom, and between all of this, it is becoming a tragic comedy. We can’t go more than a few moments into trying different positions before the hilarity of the effort makes us laugh. Mentally, I am lost. 🙁 Time to call it. Maybe later???

Day 1

We didn’t know this would be our first day at our 365 day quest of sex once per day, but it was as good a day as any. We just had our 3rd and last child, hubby had a vasectomy while I was pregnant, I just finished my first period since giving birth, and we had hustled the kids to school and our infant was sleeping peacefully in our bedroom. We had to have sex. There was no choice. But where? We live in the basement of my parents house, they could come down anytime. I’d just gotten out of the shower after my daily walk, I didn’t want to do it in the shower. The boys room it was. We’d never done it in there. Top or bottom? Bottom and me on bottom this time. He had a cold sore, so no kissing. Bummer. We do a little caressing and laughing and fingers on the clitoris. I don’t get very wet. I think I need the kissing. Not always the case. I know the orgasm for me isn’t gonna happen, so I say, go inside me. It takes a minute, but it starts to feel good and get wet and we get into the groove. I’m into it, but I know I’m not going to have an orgasm, so I think I want to hurry things up, I’m worried I’m not wet enough and may hurt later. But then it’s fun, it’s always fun, and I love watching him. He suddenly is going to come and he whips his head up and I think he hit his head on the bunk above us. I try to hold my laugh in until he’s finished cumming, and I almost make it. We both laugh every time we finish sex, pretty much every time he cums. It’s so funny. It’s so intense and so hilarious at the part he climaxes. It always looks like he’s going to hurt himself. We like to laugh, that is a release, too. We decide after that we should really start this challenge we’ve been wanting to do for 5 years. We go that day and get another vibrator for me.  My other one we had since Christmas shorted out a few weeks before the baby was born. Looking forward to seeing how the hot pink LELO works!